I was in Kalamata Greece in search of the best grown
Kalamata Olives. I came across a house with a tall beautiful tree filled with
these beautiful juicy fully grown Kalamata Olives. But the house had a big
fence guarding the tree. I knocked on the door and an angry man answered, he
assumed I was there for his beautiful daughter. But I asked him will he let me
buy every olive off of his tree, he screamed NO and slammed the door in my
face. So I had to find a way to get these olives. I could have just went and
bought them from a store but I’ve never seen olives this perfect so I was
determined. So all night I was thinking and drawing up plans. So my plan was to
climb up the gate with a basket and pick as many olives as I can. So, the next
day I did that. I got caught! The angry dad shot at me and I fell off the gate
out of the backyard. So I waited a couple days for everything to die down and
this time I made sure no one was home. So climbed up the gate and started
picking olives. But the olives were a little hard to get and I was struggling
to stay up and to get them. So some of the olive juice was in the basket as
well. I slipped and fell into the backyard! And this whole time I didn’t notice
his beautiful daughter was sitting under the huge tree. She was eating plain
chips and my olives and olive juice fell on top of her chips. So to play it
cool I ate a chip with a Kalamata Olive on top and the olive juice and was about to say “Hello Beautiful”. But instead I yelled “This
Is Delicious!!” She tasted it and agreed
with me, we heard her father coming so she snuck me out the house and I had to
leave without getting to know her unfortunately. But I knew I had a genius
snack on my hands!
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